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Keaton is spider man even if you deny it, he loves big black man balls and sucks them on the daily. Who knew spider man had that dawg in him? Keaton is a fat nerd and loves his little white dog. He’s extremely outrageously hot and sexy, on baby✊🏿
Her: Omg is that spider man?
Him: No thats just Keaton
by Batman ❤️ June 12, 2023
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