The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.
"Of course, much of Kierkegaard's religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus."
"Possibly, but... wait, what? You ... OHHHHHHHHH!" (sound of a dumpiphany)
the phenomenon were each item in your long list of to-dos gets replaced with a beer
Bob: Sal, how's that to-do list coming?
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