Definitions by Barnaby Chesterfield

richlands 

The liquid in side of a douche that is in hickville virginia that houses freaks, geeks, queers, goat-fuckers, dog-eaters. Richlands people stink and I hate 'em. They think the world is still flat.

richlands is like a gigantic boil on the prettiest piece of co-ed ass you've ever seen.

richlands by Barnaby Chesterfield December 8, 2006

richlands 

home of the ugliest girls in the commonwealth. Cable doesn't exist yet there and they have professional shadow-puppeteers. Richlands is home to the most diverse group of incestual fucks that Virginia has ever seen and will continue to birth every std throughout the history of the world.

One time I thought I had died and gone to Hell and it turned that I was in Richlands.

richlands by Barnaby Chesterfield December 8, 2006