1 definition by Bannan2k

Top Definition
Someone who is either wasted, not paying attention when talked to, generally slow.
1. God damn you're muftn right now!

2. MUFTN!!
3. GG MUFTN! pay attention!
4. Wow you were muftn last night!
by Bannan2k October 28, 2009

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