51 definitions by Bandanasarerad
Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
by Bandanasarerad August 21, 2006
A campaign started by Maynard James Keenan of Tool to free Frances Bean Cobain from her crazy Momma Courtney Love.
We one day hope to suceed.
We one day hope to suceed.
by Bandanasarerad January 6, 2007
Possibly the WORST TV show ever made.
Bad enough they have awful artists on the show (see:Lindsay Lohan) but they now have half-decent bands such as Green Day on. Urghh.
All that happens is they bring on some shitty celebrity, everyone in the audience (made up of losers,camp gay guys and teenie-boppers) screams at every word they say and I lose the will to live. And they play 20 seconds of each song.
Bad enough they have awful artists on the show (see:Lindsay Lohan) but they now have half-decent bands such as Green Day on. Urghh.
All that happens is they bring on some shitty celebrity, everyone in the audience (made up of losers,camp gay guys and teenie-boppers) screams at every word they say and I lose the will to live. And they play 20 seconds of each song.
TRL:
DickHeadPresenter: "So,Lindsay Lohan,how are you?"
LindsayLohan:"Well...actually my cat just died of cancer."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
DickHeadPresenter: "UhHuh.And...what did you have for breakfast?"
LindsayLohan: "First I had a glass of orange juice...."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
LindsayLohan:"...Then some toast...."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
LindsayLohan:"....then I threw it all up again."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
TRL:
Me: "WTF? Why the FUCKING hell are My Chemical Romance on TRL??!?!?!!?"
Me: *burns all MCR CDs*
Me: *kills self*
DickHeadPresenter: "So,Lindsay Lohan,how are you?"
LindsayLohan:"Well...actually my cat just died of cancer."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
DickHeadPresenter: "UhHuh.And...what did you have for breakfast?"
LindsayLohan: "First I had a glass of orange juice...."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
LindsayLohan:"...Then some toast...."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
LindsayLohan:"....then I threw it all up again."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
TRL:
Me: "WTF? Why the FUCKING hell are My Chemical Romance on TRL??!?!?!!?"
Me: *burns all MCR CDs*
Me: *kills self*
by Bandanasarerad October 17, 2006
Christmas Eve each year a fat man dressed in red (possibly to hide the blood) rides around on a "magical flying sleigh" led by drunk reindeers with names like Prancer (Yes:teh ghey),breaks into your home,steals your cookies and leaves crappy gifts that last till Boxing Day.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
Despite his name being chillingly close to Satan,Santa claims he is commiting all these henious on Christmas Eve crimes in the name of Jesus.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
by Bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
Arghh!
The cutest boys on the planet.
Take the skinny beauty of grunge boys,take the black hair of goth boys and finnaly add the fuck you attitude and studded belts of punk boys and what do you have...?
Why cute lil emo boys of course!
They wear tight pants,like Armor For Sleep and often make out with each other...yum.
They are wet dream worthy.
The cutest boys on the planet.
Take the skinny beauty of grunge boys,take the black hair of goth boys and finnaly add the fuck you attitude and studded belts of punk boys and what do you have...?
Why cute lil emo boys of course!
They wear tight pants,like Armor For Sleep and often make out with each other...yum.
They are wet dream worthy.
Gerard Way is a cute lil emo boy.
"I want to fuck that cute lil emo boy but,alas,he has a boyfriend."
"I want to fuck that cute lil emo boy but,alas,he has a boyfriend."
by Bandanasarerad November 11, 2006
1.An art house film by cult direcor Gus van Sant(My Own Private Idaho,Dugstore Cowboy) based loosely on the Columbine High School shootings. There's a huge controvesy over whether the killers were portrayed as gay or not. Sure,they kiss in the shower,but one look at emo boys kissing shows you that this isn't exactly a tabbo subject for teenagers anymore. It's a good film,and a good way to vent frustation after a hard days worth of name-calling and beatings from jocks at high school. Just don't get any ideas...
2.Also a clever grey animal.
2.Also a clever grey animal.
1.
Nerd:"One of these days I'm gonna get Elephant on your ass"
Jock:"Wha'?"
Jock:~resumes beating nerd~
2. "Look! An Elephant! And this one still has it's tusks! Elephants are fun!
Nerd:"One of these days I'm gonna get Elephant on your ass"
Jock:"Wha'?"
Jock:~resumes beating nerd~
2. "Look! An Elephant! And this one still has it's tusks! Elephants are fun!
by Bandanasarerad October 7, 2006
Female singer who is spitting all over the word "punk".
Says she isn't trying to be punk,but obviously is by adhering to the mainstreams' idea of what punk is.
(Ie:neckties, "s8er bois" ,Green Day)
Loved by dumb teen/pre-teens who need to get some Hole, Bikini Kill and Le Tigre down their throats.
Plays *punk* music,without the politics,anger,meaning or ideals....yeah,baiscially punk without the punk.
Somebody should shoot that bitch. Prefferably John Lydon.
Says she isn't trying to be punk,but obviously is by adhering to the mainstreams' idea of what punk is.
(Ie:neckties, "s8er bois" ,Green Day)
Loved by dumb teen/pre-teens who need to get some Hole, Bikini Kill and Le Tigre down their throats.
Plays *punk* music,without the politics,anger,meaning or ideals....yeah,baiscially punk without the punk.
Somebody should shoot that bitch. Prefferably John Lydon.
Dumb"rebel"Bitch: "Oh wow Avril Lavigne is sooooo KEWL. Punk Rock! I mean I can totally realate to her songs,having as many problems as I do! *sniff* My Mommy wouldn't even buy those chucks I saw Billie Joe from Green Day wearing! Oh,BTW,you're not punk...you're not wearing a necktie"
Me:"Kill me."
HOT TOPIC IS NOT PUNK ROCK.
Me:"Kill me."
HOT TOPIC IS NOT PUNK ROCK.
by Bandanasarerad September 10, 2006