2 definitions by Band President
A controlling bitch who uses her stupidity, fatness, and overall dumbass personality in order to force strict rules upon children in music classes.
Dude, that mom is such a muse, she couldn't go 5 seconds without telling me what to do or where to go or what I was doing wrong!
by Band President May 11, 2005
an extremely long cock that has to be unrolled out of the pants much like a fruit by the foot has to be.
by Band President May 25, 2005