2 definitions by Balzonya 1977

Pubeameter

Slightly shorter then a hair on the measurement scale.
Somewhere between a whisker and a Red Cunt Hair (RCH).

The Baseball was hit foul by a pubeameter.

by Balzonya 1977 September 27, 2010

Fur Turd

Pubic hair you swallow during oral sex, then expel out during your daily fecal dump.

Guy 1: I was eating my girls box out last night what a huge bush, swallowed like 10 pubes.
Guy 2: Not good your stomach wont digest that, should come out in the form of a Fur turd.

by Balzonya 1977 September 27, 2010