38 definitions by Baller-Ass Nigga
A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.
A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."
by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
Cable television station originally devoted to showing music videos, hence the abbreviation for "Music Television." Over twenty years, it gradually phased out music except for a tiny bit of top-40 pop and rap, replacing videos with cartoons, game shows, reality shows, and other gen-x/y pseudo-hipster fare.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 18, 2004
A unit of measurement consisting of the product of meters cubed and kilograms, divided by seconds raised to the fourth power.
(m^3)kg/(s^4)
The McFly is based on multiplying 88 Miles Per Hour by 1.21 gigawatts, as described in Back the the Future.
(m^3)kg/(s^4)
The McFly is based on multiplying 88 Miles Per Hour by 1.21 gigawatts, as described in Back the the Future.
Driving at 88 miles per hour and receiving 1.21 gigawatts from a bolt of lightning gives you 47,600,000,000 McFlys, or 47,600,000 kiloMcFlys, or 47,600 megaMcFlys, or 47.6 gigaMcFlys.
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004
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by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003