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1 definition by Badger of the Year

a high-class male prostitute, usually hired for jobs such as bachelorette parties for very rich women; or they may come to the wives of CEOs or Senators during the day, disguised as a personal fitness trainer, or Yoga Instructor.
Elaine: I heard Sharon's barchelorette party was ballin.
Kathy: Yeah?
Elaine: Oh Yeah, I heard the pizza man turned out to be a maytag.
by Badger of the Year May 15, 2011