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ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.
Man I wish i was ferretor
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Ferretor commands you
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Men Are Pigs. a statement regarding the male tendency to degrade women.
male: "Shut up, men are talking"
female "MAP, one fucking day you'll wake up without your liitle friend"
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