3 definitions by Bacchus

Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.
person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.
by Bacchus February 3, 2022
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3guys (ethan, lucus & scott) and a penguin(ted) who live together. all like computers :D and they do tons of cool and funny stuff
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cad pwns!!
by Bacchus August 24, 2004
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