n: a gay man who looks like he should be a lumber jack; known for facial hair, wearing flannel, and being muscular, but softer around the midsection; highly sexually aggressive, favors orgies, fisting, and body hair, but not growling like bears do
Jack: "Look over there! Is that a bear or a lumber gay?"
John: "Oh he's definitely a lumber gay. Look at the size of his arms! And I think that's an ax over his shoulder."
Jack: "Actually, I just think it's just a big dildo."
verb phrase meaning:
teaching your woman a lesson, often through physical abuse
see also: "learn you" in reference to child abuse
"Man o man, can you believe the mouth on Beverly? If I was Rhett, I'd sure learn her good when we got home!"
n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating
LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"
LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."
LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"
*growling hungrily in unison*
derived from "gangster gay"
n: a homosexual who dresses with a "gangsta" style, but a flair for the femme with such touches to their wardrobe as metallic sheens to their saggy jeans, slightly over-sized diamond stud earrings, and bandanas worn as neck-scarves
-known for congregating in groups, especially outside of gay bars instead of going inside and having to pay the cover
-prone to fighting, pulling hair, and bitch-slapping
-enjoys bare-back sex
-refer to each other as "bitch," "gurl," and "mess"
Jerry: "Hey gurl, dontcha want to stay out here with us?"
Roy: "Hell no! I'm going inside to dance! I ain't no cheap, janky ho!"
Michael: "Gurl, don't pick a fight with him! He a gangsta gay. He might look like a queen, but he will cut your face!"
n: the asshole of a black man or woman that has recently been anally penetrated and therefore looks slightly swollen like a blooming rose or is still tightly closed like a rosebud
Ivan: "Yeah, I fisted Dominic for the first time last night."
Brian: "Oh really?"
Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"
While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.
Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"
Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."
like being "car sick" but in a cab/taxi
(usually because cabs drive too fast, swerve, emergency break, and don't have shocks)
"Oh Debbie, I got so cab sick on the way over. That cabbie was all over the road!"