15 definitions by BTheWordMaker

n: a gay man who looks like he should be a lumber jack; known for facial hair, wearing flannel, and being muscular, but softer around the midsection; highly sexually aggressive, favors orgies, fisting, and body hair, but not growling like bears do
Jack: "Look over there! Is that a bear or a lumber gay?"

John: "Oh he's definitely a lumber gay. Look at the size of his arms! And I think that's an ax over his shoulder."

Jack: "Actually, I just think it's just a big dildo."
by BTheWordMaker April 07, 2008
getting murdered by your cab driver
"We should never have put Patsy into that cab by herself. The company name was painted on with spray paint. ... I hope she didn't get bone collected!"
by BTheWordMaker April 07, 2008
n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating
LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"

LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."

LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"

*growling hungrily in unison*
by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008
verb phrase meaning:

teaching your woman a lesson, often through physical abuse

see also: "learn you" in reference to child abuse
"Man o man, can you believe the mouth on Beverly? If I was Rhett, I'd sure learn her good when we got home!"
by BTheWordMaker January 20, 2008
n: the asshole of a black man or woman that has recently been anally penetrated and therefore looks slightly swollen like a blooming rose or is still tightly closed like a rosebud
Ivan: "Yeah, I fisted Dominic for the first time last night."

Brian: "Oh really?"

Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"
by BTheWordMaker May 15, 2008
While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.
Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"

Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."
by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008
like being "car sick" but in a cab/taxi

(usually because cabs drive too fast, swerve, emergency break, and don't have shocks)
"Oh Debbie, I got so cab sick on the way over. That cabbie was all over the road!"
by BTheWordMaker May 30, 2008
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