4 definitions by BMX Hazza
The best sport in the world, 'nuff said
STREET: A great way to express yourself on that curb outside your place
DIRT: Big Jumps, big tricks, big fun
RACING: Like MX only shorter, faster, and more extreme. Ultra-light bikes getting ridden around and (especially DKs) snapping on the odd occasion you come up a bit short on that pro straight lander
STREET: A great way to express yourself on that curb outside your place
DIRT: Big Jumps, big tricks, big fun
RACING: Like MX only shorter, faster, and more extreme. Ultra-light bikes getting ridden around and (especially DKs) snapping on the odd occasion you come up a bit short on that pro straight lander
by BMX Hazza April 2, 2013
The best country ever with the best people and, most of all, the best Cricket team. The best game comes from there (Aussie Rules) and nobody (other than the english cricketers that they always flog in the ashes) hates Australia
AMERICAN: Dude, I wish I lived in Australia because they are all epic
KIWI: Nah, they just stole our fush and chups
AUSSIE: Mate, we didn't steal it, we just re-invented it and gave it the correct pronunciation
KIWI: Nah, they just stole our fush and chups
AUSSIE: Mate, we didn't steal it, we just re-invented it and gave it the correct pronunciation
by BMX Hazza April 2, 2013
A state in Australia. Stands for Never Seen Worse. Some parts like the far south coast are alright, but it's capital, Sydney, doesn't have it's own identity and tries to be like USA which it will never do. Usually has the last cricket test of the season in australia, because they want to be the finale, but everyone knows they run second-fiddle to the boxing day test in melbourne. They also try to take all the sporting events on the calendar, like the Cricket world cup final which has to go to the MCG, and the Brownlow medal count for B&F in AFL, which is a sport they apparently don't like. The sport they do like is rugby league, and they are not even any good at it, Queensland had beaten them 8 times in a row in the state of origin games, I know that and I am an AFL person.
Some Random: I'm going to NSW
Me: Really?
Some Random: Yes
Me: Don't
Some Random: Why?
Me: Cause it's shit, 'nuff said
Some Random: OK
Me: Really?
Some Random: Yes
Me: Don't
Some Random: Why?
Me: Cause it's shit, 'nuff said
Some Random: OK
by BMX Hazza January 20, 2014
an increasingly rare type of aussie. loves beer and ciggies and usually barracks for Collingwood or Carlton and has a similar amount of teeth to a newborn, none of which straight. There are 2 main types of bogan, one is the aging type, in their 40s and bald. Favourite saying is 'Back in my day' (which usually results in everyone in his vicinity excusing themself. The second type is a younger breed. Has a mullet, plays footy at either junior or senior level (as opposed to the super-rules the aging type play). Have a few more teeth than their older counterparts and generally have a slightly more modern taste in music, fashion etc
Example aging bogan
Name: Keith
Born: nineteen sixty or seventy somethin, i cant remember which
Car: HQ Kingswood
Spouse: Shazza
Kids: Holden, Billy
Footy Club: Carlton
Hair: Got none mate
Younger bogan
Name: Holden
Born: 1990s
Car: Don't have one, or commodore
Spouse: Usually single
Kids: Might have 2 or 3 accidents, dont know any of them
Hair: Mullet
Name: Keith
Born: nineteen sixty or seventy somethin, i cant remember which
Car: HQ Kingswood
Spouse: Shazza
Kids: Holden, Billy
Footy Club: Carlton
Hair: Got none mate
Younger bogan
Name: Holden
Born: 1990s
Car: Don't have one, or commodore
Spouse: Usually single
Kids: Might have 2 or 3 accidents, dont know any of them
Hair: Mullet
by BMX Hazza August 3, 2014