9 definitions by BAMFMASTA M

Stuffing all of one's foreskin inside of the vaginal or anal cavity.
My father loves performing a romantic zahelu on mother to get him warmed up for his daughter.
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010
When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.
Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010

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