138 definitions by B-rizzle

Her mermaid became moana

Slang. It's another way of say a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

Dad: what did you do to my daughter? Boyfriend: her mermaid became moana. Dad: wym? Boyfriend: it's another way of saying a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

by B-rizzle December 16, 2019

defective fuck trophy

Defective fuck tropy. Slang. A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.

We hired you to fix our house. You fucked it up and you’re fired you defective fuck trophy! What’s a defective fuck tropy? A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.

by B-rizzle March 30, 2023

craftyism

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

by B-rizzle June 28, 2019

extra virgin oil

Slang. Noun. It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins.

Creep: hand me that extra virgin oil please. Girl: why do you call it that? It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins. Girl: you’re a pathetic creepy guy who’s going to live with his mom for the rest of his life! Get tf away from me!

by B-rizzle June 28, 2019

butt tornado

Noun. A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

Hey dude! Imma put on the a.c. and heated seats on at the same time. That’ll cause a butt tornado. What’s a butt tornado? It’s A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

by B-rizzle March 21, 2023

Karenette

Noun. A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.

In other news a 21 year old Karenette was arrested for drunk driving. What’s a Karenette? A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.

by B-rizzle May 7, 2023

Gayyhound

Noun. Slang. A girly race dog. Instead of a greyhound.

Look at that girly race dog! What do ya call it? It’s a Gayyhound! Instead of a greyhound.

by B-rizzle June 23, 2019