B to the Rizzle's definitions

schlack

verb usually used passively to get schooled or housed or salted or just beaten outright

(as kobe takes the backdoor cut to the hoop and hits the 360 hookshot)

Announcer: Paul Pierce is getting schlacked by kobe tonight

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

jack bauer

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

Claunt

A combination of uncle and aunt that makes it possible to remove the phrase 'uncle and aunt' from your vocabulary

Old:
Will you be inviting your aunts and uncles to prom?

New:

Will you be inviting your claunts to prom?

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

slapping the bull

masterbating...duh...what else would it mean

-What's the best time to be slapping the bull

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

forshizzle my nizzle

a clever way to say yes using more syllabelles along with more izzles. Praise the modern ingenuity of some people.

Kid: Can we go see Wedding Crashers
Parent: Forshizzle my Nizzle but only if it's a matinee.

by b to the rizzle March 22, 2007

forizzle

What people use to ask if others are are when they realize that it is useful in life to add more izzles to their speech. Often used to express amazement and answered with forizzeal.

Regis Philbin: You've just one a million-dollars
Winner: Forizzle?
Regis: Forizzeal!!!

by b to the rizzle March 22, 2007

rock talk

People who talk as Chris Rock does in his comedic routines as they do in their regular lives. Those who encounter these who utilize rock talk are sure to have injured ear drums.

"He's been speaking in rock talk for the last 10 days; I never should have bought him that chris rock cd"

by b to the rizzle March 22, 2007