TSTBATR = Too Stupid To Be Able To Read.
People who do not have enough cognitive ability to be able to read an article on the Internet have a tendency to post trite abbreviations like tl;dr which stands for Too Long; Didn't Read.
TSTBATR is the correct response.
TSTBATR John, you are just to stupid to be able to read any article with more than five words in it.
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