"I'll see you in twenty minutes" -> "See ya in a twomp, biznatch."
"The kick returner has signaled
for a fair
catch, so we're going to start from the twenty yard line." -> "He was too scurred to run, so we goin' to the twomp line, biznatches."
"May I please
buy a half-eighth?" -> "Gimme a twomp sack, biznatch."