Avoura's definitions

gaseous anus

A condition where you just cannot stop farting.

Oops, there goes my gaseous anus letting out too much bad odours again.

by Avoura December 3, 2005

arsus

Latin word for bottom

I think you should shut up and sit on your arsus

by Avoura December 4, 2005

centimetre

A small unit of length, based on the metre, there being 100 centimetres in 1 metre. Abbreviated to cm. The width of an average man's finger nail on his little finger is usually 1 cm.

The doctor measured the boy and he was 147 cm tall. The boy was pleased as he was 1 centimetre taller than he was last year.

by Avoura November 27, 2005

centimeter

centimeter is a misspelling of centimetre
100 centimetres is 1 metre in length

Those Americans spell it centimeter, but we call it a centimetre

by Avoura December 28, 2005

scoobydoopoo

A very long piece of poo, so long you feel like saying Scooby dooby doo poo!

Wow, after that big meal I did a big scoobydoopoo

by Avoura December 3, 2005

MacDonald's

A fast food place that wants to dominate the world's eating habits, found in virtually every inhabited country and without doubt the worst food provider ever. MacDonald's food makes you puke and is quite disgusting in general. Big Mac is the main product, lots of burgers too with plastic cheese on them (the cheese is partly taken from cowgut). Eat it at your own risk. Morgan Spurlock made a film called Supersize Me, in which he ate nothing but MacDonald's food for 1 month and at the end of it was in a very poor state of health, it took him several months to recover.

Person A: I found a MacDonald's!
Person B: But is there anywhere we can eat without being sick?

by Avoura December 28, 2005

fartastic

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.

Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.

by Avoura December 28, 2005