scoobydoopoo

A very long piece of poo, so long you feel like saying Scooby dooby doo poo!

Wow, after that big meal I did a big scoobydoopoo

by Avoura December 03, 2005

bumfart

an idiotic person, someone who does silly things

don't eat at MacDonalds, you bumfart!

by Avoura December 03, 2005

arsus

Latin word for bottom

I think you should shut up and sit on your arsus

by Avoura December 04, 2005

Inch

Antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetres in size. Not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. Much better to use millimetres or centimetres instead.

Get rid of inches and give us cm instead

by Avoura December 28, 2005

mile

Ancient unit of length, originally invented by the Romans who defined it as 1000 paces of a Roman Legion. The word mile is Latin for 1000. Now mostly replaced in usaged around the world by the kilometre. The Roman mile was approx 1.48 km in length, the modern mile is 1.609344 km in length. Still used on British roads and most US roads for distances and for speed limits in miles per hour. Most countries have long since abandoned this archaic measurement. Still used in vernacular speech for exaggeration.

That last attempt was miles better.
1 mile is about 1600 metres.

by Avoura December 28, 2005

burpalicious

This is when you burp, and you get a taste of what you ate earlier, when you had a nice dinner, so you get that delicious taste in your mouth again. Or a very nice dinner that will make you burp a lot later.

Mmm, that was burpalicious

by Avoura December 03, 2005

fartastic

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.

Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.

by Avoura December 28, 2005