Avoura's definitions

bumfart

an idiotic person, someone who does silly things

don't eat at MacDonalds, you bumfart!

by Avoura December 3, 2005

gaseous anus

A condition where you just cannot stop farting.

Oops, there goes my gaseous anus letting out too much bad odours again.

by Avoura December 3, 2005

burpalicious

This is when you burp, and you get a taste of what you ate earlier, when you had a nice dinner, so you get that delicious taste in your mouth again. Or a very nice dinner that will make you burp a lot later.

Mmm, that was burpalicious

by Avoura December 3, 2005

MacDonald's

A fast food place that wants to dominate the world's eating habits, found in virtually every inhabited country and without doubt the worst food provider ever. MacDonald's food makes you puke and is quite disgusting in general. Big Mac is the main product, lots of burgers too with plastic cheese on them (the cheese is partly taken from cowgut). Eat it at your own risk. Morgan Spurlock made a film called Supersize Me, in which he ate nothing but MacDonald's food for 1 month and at the end of it was in a very poor state of health, it took him several months to recover.

Person A: I found a MacDonald's!
Person B: But is there anywhere we can eat without being sick?

by Avoura December 28, 2005

scoobydoopoo

A very long piece of poo, so long you feel like saying Scooby dooby doo poo!

Wow, after that big meal I did a big scoobydoopoo

by Avoura December 3, 2005

fartastic

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.

Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.

by Avoura December 28, 2005

centimeter

centimeter is a misspelling of centimetre
100 centimetres is 1 metre in length

Those Americans spell it centimeter, but we call it a centimetre

by Avoura December 28, 2005