Avoura's definitions

bumfart

an idiotic person, someone who does silly things

don't eat at MacDonalds, you bumfart!

by Avoura December 3, 2005

MacDonald's

A fast food place that wants to dominate the world's eating habits, found in virtually every inhabited country and without doubt the worst food provider ever. MacDonald's food makes you puke and is quite disgusting in general. Big Mac is the main product, lots of burgers too with plastic cheese on them (the cheese is partly taken from cowgut). Eat it at your own risk. Morgan Spurlock made a film called Supersize Me, in which he ate nothing but MacDonald's food for 1 month and at the end of it was in a very poor state of health, it took him several months to recover.

Person A: I found a MacDonald's!
Person B: But is there anywhere we can eat without being sick?

by Avoura December 28, 2005

A.D.I.D.A.S.

Acronym for A Dog Is Doing A Shit.
Also name of a shoe company which recently bought up Nike.

Oh look, A.D.I.D.A.S. (A Dog Is Doing A Shit) -- how disgusting

by Avoura December 28, 2005

gaseous anus

A condition where you just cannot stop farting.

Oops, there goes my gaseous anus letting out too much bad odours again.

by Avoura December 3, 2005

arsus

Latin word for bottom

I think you should shut up and sit on your arsus

by Avoura December 4, 2005

Inch

Antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetres in size. Not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. Much better to use millimetres or centimetres instead.

Get rid of inches and give us cm instead

by Avoura December 28, 2005

gaseous arsus

Same as gaseous anus, where you cannot stop farting out gas from your bottom

Oops, that curry has given me a gaseous arsus

by Avoura December 28, 2005