A small boy usually with ginger hair who is very weird and will at some point through his life believe he is a hobbit. He will, at one point his life, get his balls - which are 1/2 the size of average balls - felt by a black man. He will also remain a virgin until he's fifty. He will also randomly disconnect from xbox live.
P1- I'm a short ginger hobbit.
P2- No, you're a Timothy