Austin's definitions

Jimi Hendrix

An amazingly talented guitarist, with signature songs like Voodoo Child, Little Wing, Purple Haze, Red House, All Along the Watchtower, The Star Spangled Banner...etc. He only got to live for 27 years, but he was then easily remembered as the greatest guitarist in the world. He became the reason people learn to play guitar.

A: Hendrix fuckin' rules!!!!
B: Fuck yeah!!

by Austin January 6, 2005

Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.

My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.

by Austin September 12, 2004

Debergeristic

Of, or relating to the relationships of Cyrano De Bergerac.

My personal life has been so debergeristic latley... :(

by Austin October 6, 2003

fuck wand

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

by Austin September 12, 2004

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003

Q-tip

A "soft" whiteboy

A whiteboy who is not tough.

by Austin August 20, 2003