Austin's definitions

FBM

Fuckin bloody marvelous

i tell u what those chips are FBM

by austin November 27, 2003

punkatize

To vandalize, destroy, or deface. Refers specifically to website hacking.

"Dude, my website got punkatized the other day. Major bummer."

by Austin February 24, 2005

fucker bitch

Quite possibly the two best words in the English language. Often used in a conversation to catch someone off guard.

Dude did you hear what happened yesterday?

What?

Fucker bitch

by Austin January 6, 2004

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003

freaks and geeks

The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com

If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.

by Austin August 24, 2004

T.A.D.

tad stands for titties and a dick

Leah Shultz=T.A.D. or That T.A.D.'s name is Leah

by austin November 11, 2003

egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

by Austin April 29, 2008