A really childish and surprisingly manipulative girl. Thrives on immaturity and will never take responsibility for anything, but she's crazy and wild in the sack!
"So how are things going with your girlfriend?"
"Man, she's driving me crazy. She somehow cons me into doing all sorts of bullshit for her by pulling a Celine."
"What a manipulative cunt. Why do you put up with it?"
"She fucks like her life depended on it."