1 definition by Ashley and Tori

A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.
Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.

Whose Dilbert?

That retarded dollar store mop!
by Ashley and Tori May 14, 2007
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