1 definition by Art Efficial
An intelligent woman, who is typically out of your league.
She will most likely be exotically beautiful, either naturally or in make-up, first thing in the morning, or after a long flight.
When you meet her, you will be hopelessly enamored by her charm, and will soon decide that you need to up your game. This will propel you on a journey of personal development, no matter your current level, that will lead you to an enumerable series of satisfying victories.
After you meet her, you will gain a natural insight into the the world around you and the people who dwell therein. A Farron woman will commonly be portrayed as a Goddess, muse, or an archetypal warrior woman.
She will most likely be exotically beautiful, either naturally or in make-up, first thing in the morning, or after a long flight.
When you meet her, you will be hopelessly enamored by her charm, and will soon decide that you need to up your game. This will propel you on a journey of personal development, no matter your current level, that will lead you to an enumerable series of satisfying victories.
After you meet her, you will gain a natural insight into the the world around you and the people who dwell therein. A Farron woman will commonly be portrayed as a Goddess, muse, or an archetypal warrior woman.
Dude: I asked Chloë Grace Moretz out on a date!
Larry: Dude, she's totally Farron. Maybe you could try asking out that girl you met online. What was her name?
Dude: Paulette.
Larry: Paulette.
Dude: (beat) I think I'll get my life together.
Larry: So, is that a no to Paulette?
Larry: Dude, she's totally Farron. Maybe you could try asking out that girl you met online. What was her name?
Dude: Paulette.
Larry: Paulette.
Dude: (beat) I think I'll get my life together.
Larry: So, is that a no to Paulette?
by Art Efficial November 21, 2019