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1 definition by ArkansasPessimist

Of or relating to the state of being one or the combination of the following: tool, dousche, asshole, or cunt. Usually is accompanied by an over-inflated sense of self-worth and a general hyperbolic nature towards everything.
Person 1: I had like 7 beers last night, I feel terrible..

Taschner: Oh really? I had 14 and then took a body shot off of carmen electra and then won the lottery and then got a blowjob from megan fox and then aced my nuclear physics test.
by ArkansasPessimist April 25, 2009