A male who is strangely addicted to watching 'My Little Pony' .
This usually refer's to the series of 'Friendship is Magic' .
These bronies will tend to 'brohoof' other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. After the first 2 episode's you will be addicted! No matter what happens... There is no cure for this disease. The episode's are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. These bronies have no girlfriends. Or they hide there identity of being a bronie. a TRUE BRONIE is proud of who they are. They don't change becuz of what people tell him. BRONIES ARE USUALLY TEEN AGE BOYS TO VERY OLD/GROWN MEN. THAT HAVE A REAL PENIS. IF YOU ARE A TEEN BRONIE YOU DON'T GROW A DICK TELL U ARE 60.
(On the phone)
"Hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?"
"Nah, I can't"
"My little pony is on next"
(WHISPERS) " Forever alone" (Hangs up)
(Girlfriend talks to boyfriend)
GF: "Hey honey wanna go to the movies?"
BF: " No."
GF: "Why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?"
BF: " I still love you..."
GF: "It doesn't seem like it"
BF: " I do i swear!"
GF: " Prove it! come with me on a date to the movies"
BF: " I TOLD U I CAN'T"
GF: " WHY???"
BF: "THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM A BRONIE"
GF: " your a what?"
BF: "I AM A BRONIE I AM ADDICTED TO WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC...I LOVE PONIES!!"
GF: "Laughs, all this time u lied to me?"
BF: 'Smirks' "Brohoof" (put's a hand out for props)
GF: " It's over, bye... (Whispers to BF) "Forever alone"
BF: (Doesn't give a fuck, that he just broke up. Keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.