1 definition by Appomattox Mayor’s Official

It’s the worst fucking place out there. From the teachers not knowing how to do there jobs to the amount of people who are incest babies. I’m going to name off types of people we have here: incest babies, pedophile teachers, teachers who date kids, kids who get pregnant by 14 years of age, yeeyee’s who squat there truck and get the 14 year olds pregnant, and the entitled band kids who are drum major and think they can do whatever they want. So if you want to visit here bring a gun because your probably going to get mugged or raped or all of the above.
Oh you live in Appomattox, sorry I’m going to have to leave earth.
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