1 definition by Apoptosis

Top Definition
A bastard who steals your shit and doesn't think twice about it, a very compulsive retard
Bill Gates, the kleptomaniac, pirated my anus and my computers vitality, thus he is termed a kleptomaniac.
by Apoptosis May 09, 2003

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