Definitions by Apache Rose

Collapse your pants 

To be so suprised you defecate all over yourself

Tom- "Dude she had the biggest boobs I have ever seen!!!"
Adrian- "Man don't collapse your pants!"

Collapse your pants by Apache Rose September 1, 2009

ekans

A mans genitalia.

"I wouldn't sleep with him, Anthony has a minuscule ekans."

ekans by Apache Rose August 22, 2009