2 definitions by Antoine Destro

FC Barcelona or FCB is considered to be the BEST football club in the world. But it's going through hard times like any other club. No body hates Barça except Spanishs, *especially Madrid fans*. The best footballer of all time plays in barça "Lionel Messi". And a lot of great played there too, Barcelona are known for producing non-humans like Eto'o, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Cruyff, Koeman, Neymar and many others
Fan #1: Yoo have you watched Barça's match against insert club name they did decent.
Fan #2: yeah FC Barcelona are the best club in the world, but we still lost to Bayern..
Fan #3 we are shit.

Fan #1 & #2: Yes.
by Antoine Destro November 2, 2020
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Someone who does way too much for another. And i mean waaaay to much. Like chill out.

("S" is for seduction
You've been charmed by her corruption
And "I" is for impressing girl online with your investment
And the "M" is for the money that you've lost since this all started
But that "P" is for the princess always gave her what she wanted)
-DayByDave
Guy #1: Bro have you seen this twitch streamer? Shes so goddam hot i donated 120 dollars to her to say my name.
Guy #2: You fucking simp why would you waste your money on her to say your name while you can get your teacher to say it by just chatting in class.
by Antoine Destro November 2, 2020
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