Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.
Proposed in 2006.
Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'
Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'
Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'
Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
Parallel Distributed Network
An information processing system that uses input units linked to hidden units which are linked to output units to transmit, store and process information. Each input unit is something like a neuron and the links between units are known as connection wieghts which are akin to a neural synapse.
Connectionist Theory asserts that a PDP network is the best representation of the human brain structure.