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An overrated teen sensation, released in 2005. Written by the inexperienced Stephenie Meyer, the badly presented, two-dimensional characters include the most famous Edward Cullen, who is the most perfect being ever to walk the planet. Meyer describes these sparkly things as 'vampires', though they are more accurately referred to as 'meyerpires' or 'steroided cannibals'.
"Oh my Gosh! Have you read Twilight?"
"No."
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE CRAZY *beats with bat*"
by Anne Mouse February 25, 2009
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To make false excuses as to why you cannot be at a certain place, then getting caught out.

Origin: John McCain's faux pas at David Letterman's, explaining there was an 'economic crisis' and he had to 'fly back and sort it out', later on in the show being caught out on CNN.
Trillian: Did you hear about Murphey's party? Candice totally pulled a McCain and was caught by her parents!
by Anne Mouse July 7, 2009
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