Anna LeStache's definitions

noise shard

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.

"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."

by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.

Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!

by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010

Valholler

The hillbilly equivalent of Viking warrior heaven.

It sure is quiet around here since ol' Lester had that squirrel-hunting accident, but I know he's smiling down on us from Valholler.

by Anna LeStache January 16, 2013

beta baby

The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.

Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."

Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."

by Anna LeStache May 22, 2011

sympottyco

The phenomenon that occurs in the men's room when the sound of one man urinating causes the other men using the facilities to begin urinating as well.

Tex: "Have you noticed that when several guys are in the men's room, they all start to pee at about the same time? It's like we're all sympottyco, get it?"

Philip: "Dude. What's wrong with you? Guys don't talk about stuff like this."

by Anna LeStache October 6, 2011

shopping jihad

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.

"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"

by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

Sandynial

The mental state of a person who puts him- or herself in danger by refusing to heed evacuation warnings for Hurricane Sandy.

Resident #1: "I don't need to evacuate. These hurricane warnings are a bunch of hype."

Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"

by Anna LeStache October 29, 2012