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1 definition by Angry Room-mate

 
1.
An jerk-off roommate who eats all the shrimp and takes the good california rolls and leaves you with the shitty ones, even though you paid for them. Also he steals your guitar and amps and claims them as his own.
"Man I finally had to move out of that apartment, I was tired of getting Kirked!"
by Angry Room-mate February 05, 2010