The act of claiming that you created
a work of art so that you can get in on a small share
of the praise and attention that is lavished
on the best artists, without actually having
to have any artistic skill whatsoever.
Since artists are incredibly vain, terribly insecure and need praise to survive in the same way animals need oxygen, Art Theft is considered the eighth
deadly sin on online art websites such
and StormArtists. Being an art thief gets you banned
and sent straight
to burn for all eternity in the flames of the site's members.
to this fact
can be easily found in the thousands upon thousands of poorly made "Anti Art-Theft
" stamps and clubs available on said websites. An ironic fact
is that 95% of the people who bitch about art theft
do not actually have the artistic talent to make their
art worth stealing.
Being vocally against art theft
on these websites increases the size
of your e-penis
by up to 200%.
Art Theft is generally
practised by emo 13 year old boys who are so desperate for praise
and attention that they
will gladly accept it over
the internet for something they
didn't even make. If this is you, you should kill
"OMG Some horrid person posted
a Sonic recolour that was the same
as mine!!!11 I am so reporting them for Art Theft!"
"I'm so hardcore against art theft, I'm going to make deviantART's twenty thousandth anti-Art Theft club!"