8 definitions by Andy n Jo

Cockjokey

Referring to someone who whilst driving is trying to race ahead for no real reason, typically you would catch up to them at the next set of lights

Look at you ya cockjokey no real reason to speed was there ya knob

by Andy n Jo March 22, 2020

Bad optics

Used in the business world to describe activities that could create bad publicity

Employing children in the cotton picking fields would be bad optics

by Andy n Jo March 22, 2020

Toe Jam

The act of cullingus whilst the women is menstrating also known as the dolmino grin

Ain't no body licking on toe jam

by Andy n Jo June 24, 2016

Tintastics

Working out the small things in a situation, the fine print, minutia

It's all in the Tintastics

Working out the Tintastics of the situation

by Andy n Jo June 15, 2016

Been on the bruv

inferring that a person has been on methamphetamines, is acting crazy or in a way that appears to not be normal or sensible

That ain’t right mate, you been on the bruv

by Andy n Jo March 22, 2020

Pitypoke

When sex occurs because one person feels sympathetic or ‘pity’ towards another

I know I shouldn’t have but felt bad for him so gave him a pitypoke

by Andy n Jo March 22, 2020

Quaranti

A drink consisting of;

30ml vodka
30ml gin
30ml vermouth
Olive, lime or lemon

15ml corona

Can be stored shaker or, stirred in a used glass with 4 dirty insanitised fingers

A drink to share

I will have quaranti please to make it easy to spread the diseasie

by Andy n Jo March 24, 2020