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Latin name Thorpus Johnificus, these organisms favour a dark moist environment and feed on the defeat of other XBOX live players. If the hackseig does not get this nourishment, he dies of shame. This species is characterised by being the only mammal with no female of the species.
The hackseig stalks its prey in the jungles of FORZA.
by Andy Sinclair (maybe) June 23, 2005