7 definitions by Andy Orem

shotgun

The calling of 'dibs' or first take on an 1.object, 2.activity, or 3.person. Little know it can be used outside of calling for a seat in an automobile.

Shotgun is a Man Rule that MUST be upheld by all.

1. "Dude, I got shotgun on the Mt. Dew."
"I so got shotgun on the bed, you're sleeping on the futon."
"If we play madden I got shotgun on the Pats."

2. "Dude, I got shotgun on checking mysapce."
"Shotgun on the first slice of pizza!"
"Shotgun on doing the obstacle course first."

3. "When they break up I got shotgun on insert boy/girl's name
"Shotgun on insert last name here as my Quarterback!"

by Andy Orem November 7, 2007

Illegal Bootymeat

1. An extreamly hot minor that, with sexual encounters, will result in a trip to jail.
2. An underaged girl with quite the attractive body.

1. Senior1: Holy shit dude! That freshmen is sexy as hell!
Senior2: Dude stay away, that's that Illegal Bootymeat.

2. Miley Cyrus

by Andy Orem November 20, 2009

taste fatigue

1. The feeling achieved when eating the same type of food for a period of time.
Though one may still be hungry, they do not want anymore of the given food.

1. Guy 1 "Man these Burger King Flavored Onion Rings are delicious. I just can't seem to finish them."

Guy 2 "Do you want some of my chocolate?

Guy 1 "Yeah, that should help off-set my taste fatigue."

by Andy Orem March 23, 2009

niffty

1. somehting wicked awesome

2. a tool of some sort that helps in a cool way

1. Whooah that trick he did was niffty.

2. This is easy now cause I have this niffty little tool thingy.

by Andy Orem December 22, 2006

davidian

1. One who prnounces David Hasselhoff as God.
2. A follower of The Hoff.

1. Davidian: "Oh praise be to David for this blessed day!"
2. Dude: "Wanna go to youth group with me tonight?"
Davidian: "Are you joking!?! His Hoffness is on TV!"

by Andy Orem April 10, 2009

shotcalla

1. one who calls the shots
2. usually a balla 3. probably has 20inch blades on their impala

Lil Troy wants to be a balla shotcalla and have 20 inch blades on his impala.

by Andy Orem July 22, 2008

good lookin' out

1. When somebody has your back.
2. When one does a small favor for you.

1. *while playing Halo and your team mate kills an enemy that was about to assasinate you*
You: "Good lookin' out man."
Teammate: "No problem I got you."
2. You: "Dude I need to call into work but I don't have a good excuse."
Friend: "Just tell them you have diarrhea."
You: "Great idea! Good lookin out man."

by Andy Orem July 20, 2008