Definitions by Andy, the burninator

Phantom Friend 

Simple to perform, produces hilarity for hours. First, turn on your video camera. Next, you engage in anal sex with your partner, but bring a friend secretly. Make sure that you are near a window. As you are about to dispatch your men, pull out and let your friend in on he deed. Try not to let her notice. Run outside to the window and make a silly face at her. Hilarity ensues. Ten points.

While giving Sam's litle sister a Phantom Friend, I punched a hole through the window and gave her a bloody nose.

Phantom Friend by Andy, the burninator February 16, 2005