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2 definitions by Andrew Fletcher

1. zeard


(zit+beard) a profusion of zits that has taken residence on a man's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. A beard of zits.
Damn, that poor guy has a serious zeard. How does he shave?
acne zits beard facial hair blackhead
by Andrew Fletcher Aug 9, 2006 add a video
2. sausage
An extremely tight fitting t-shirt that leaves the wearer with the feeling of being encased in a sausage skin. Sometimes known as "painted on" in some circles.
I like a nice fitted t-shirt, but I can't stand a sausage.
style tight fitted small uncomfortable
by Andrew Fletcher Aug 9, 2006 add a video
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