Definitions by Andrew Brownlee

dito 

Jabbing someone in the kidney or lower ribs (ribs 6, 7 and 8) with the fingers of one hand extended to form the shape of a creditcard.

"I gave her the biggest dito when she wasn't looking."

dito by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004

Boner Neck 

Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.

"That was a great call on the boner neck"

Boner Neck by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004