1 definition by American loser

a country made out of prisoners and whores who came from the continent of Europe,who by the way nowadays think that Europe is a country.Most american people are fat or if not they usually compensate with the fact that they are total idiots,who dont know wtf is going on outside of their state,and personally i think that the only people who realised that are the band Green Day.American citizens are constantly being manipulated by big companies and corporations and thus beinng turned into brainless zombies,who know nothing else but to buy their products.American people like Jesus very much and often use him to solve most of their problems.If americans have more difficult problems that need solving such as: whats 2+2=? or if the religion of the budhist priests is islam they tend to use the "ALL POWERFUL MEGA BRAIN AMERICAN GOD OF WISDOM" simply known as Google(i actually think that some of them dont even know how to spell that).Americans are real patriots and like to call themselves "TRUE AMERICANS",besides the fact that they are mostly mexican,irish,english,chinese,italian and well people from all countries.

In conclusion american people are like monkeys(man i just insulted the poor monkeys)ok americans are like amebas(if this word is too hard for some americans you know where to check)who enslave foreign people to get them to the next step of evolution.
some American idols and gods:George.W.Bush and Paris Hilton
by American loser July 4, 2010
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