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When the actions of the USA and the people within it, are so strange that it compares to a fictional country
by America is the bad place October 18, 2021
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One Star State

The state of Texas, when defined by its quality as a state, rather than the quantity of stars on its flag
The One Star State is doing that Handmaid's Tale stuff again
by America is the bad place November 1, 2021
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Dontrol Group

Donald Trump supporters inadvertently becoming the U.S control group for the covid vaccines, due to their propensity to refuse to get vaccinated.
The Dontrol Group's high death rates helped the world to see the effectiveness of the covid vaccines
by America is the bad place October 17, 2021
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the white to bear arms

All U.S Americans have 'the right to bear arms', but in practice, only white people can trust police to allow them to have this right.
The white to bear arms is evident when comparing the police response to Kyle Rittenhouse, when he was allowed to walk away after he shot three people with an illegal gun and comparing that response to a Minnesotan police officer shooting Philando Castile in front of his family after he notified the officer that he had a legal gun in his car.
by America is the bad place November 23, 2021
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Americonium

When an American child speaks their first words of nationalistic indoctrination.

Inspired by the word 'meconium', a baby's first shit
Little Chad expelled Americonium into the classroom, when he said "America is the only free Country"
by America is the bad place October 17, 2021
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God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.
The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion
by America is the bad place July 12, 2025
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America is the Bad Place

A phrase referencing the TV show 'The Good Place' and used when life in the United States isn't living up to the standards its people should expect.

SPOILER The final episode of season one of The Good Place can be used as a metaphor for how those in the United States are often brought up being frequently told that they are in the greatest country in the world, but are then disappointed every time they discover something new that the U.S doesn't statistically do well in.

Examples:

- No other wealthy nation lets its people die of treatable illnesses, simply because they can't afford treatment.
- The majority of other countries mandate employers to provide 20-40 paid days off a year.
- Very few countries force students into crippling debt.
- All but three countries have paid maternity leave.
"You know Jill next door, who got married to her boyfriend, Chad, five months after they met, just so he could get on to her medical insurance?

Well, they both got new jobs but now Chad's got cancer and his insurance won't cover enough of the costs, so they've had to get divorced to avoid Jill being bankrupted by his medical debt. America is the Bad Place"
by America is the bad place October 27, 2021
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