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The Four Whoresmen

A sexual act that plays upon the popular biblical phrase 'The Four Horseman of the Apocolypse' and which involves four men and a whore; although she could very-well be a girlfriend, mistress, or wife but really it's more than likely going to be a whore...or a pornstar. Anyway, the four men and the whore gather together in a seedy hotel room where she assumes the doggystyle position parallel to the foot of the bed so that her ass hangs out over one side. Then, one man will lay underneath her and enter her vagina, while another man will stand behind her and enter her anus, while still yet another man will stand at the other end of the bed and enter her mouth, while finally the last man will stand at the foot of the bed and place his dick in her hand. The woman will then balance herself using her one remaining hand and arm to keep herself steady as the four men begin to ride her in a scene that could very well usher in the Apocolypse' of mankind.

Steve: Hey Matt! Rich, Bill, and I are are one guy for our foursome...what do you say are you available this afternoon?
Matt: Hey Steve, sounds great I have been itching to get out on the links all summer!
Steve: Oh no Matt, sorry we're not playing golf buddy. It's Bill's 40th birthday so his wife let him get a whore so we're going over to the Holiday Inn on 5th Street and we're going to doing The Four Whoresmen. Interested?!?
Matt: Sure thing, I'll head over at 2 o'clock, that work?
Steve: Perfect!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Purple rain

The first ejaculation that a man experiences after having suffered through a case of blue balls.

I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

four corner hustler

A person whose immediate parents ancestral roots when combined together have traces of European (white), Asian, Latin American (Hispanic), and African (black) roots. Thus representing all four corners of the world.

Jake: Yo, check out that smokin hot beauty over there...I think she's half- Asian and Cuban.
Greg: Who?!? Oh, you mean Nikki? No man, her Dad's half Jamaican and White while her Mom is half Brazilian and Japanese. She's a straight up four corner hustler man! She's got all parts of the globe in her.
Jake: Whoa! Really?!? Well I hope she takes me into her world tonight!!!
Greg: Yo, that's straight up dope.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.

Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

3rd and inches

The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.

Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Little red riding hood

Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.

Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021