Ambiguousgenitals's definitions

Purple rain

The first ejaculation that a man experiences after having suffered through a case of blue balls.

I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

Sitter

A small, heavy-set woman can be referred to as a "sitter".

The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.

Yo, I was trying to mack on Angela that tight Asian spinner at the party last night hoping she'd act like a propeller on my cock back at my apartment, but she bailed early so I picked up her sitter friend Beth. Man, that chick just squatted on my dick all night like she was living in a foreclosed house and wouldn't leave.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

vacuum hole

A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.

Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

QTBGL-

A person who was genetically born to be a straight person, but came to believe that they're a member of the LGBTQ+ community through societal indoctrination.

Brian: I wanted to tell you that I'm gay
Dave: Shit man! You ain't a homo you just been watching too much weak ass television that rotted your brain and turned you into a soyboy. You ain't LGBTQ+ you're QTBGL- homie. Now let's go smash some chicks!
Brian: Word!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

ambiguous genitals

When a man is unable to determine whether he's with a woman or a lady-boy because he can't determine whether she has a vagina or an inverted penis.

Marco: Hey Pablo, how'd you do last night? Did you score with the chick you were taking to?
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

four corner hustler

A person whose immediate parents ancestral roots when combined together have traces of European (white), Asian, Latin American (Hispanic), and African (black) roots. Thus representing all four corners of the world.

Jake: Yo, check out that smokin hot beauty over there...I think she's half- Asian and Cuban.
Greg: Who?!? Oh, you mean Nikki? No man, her Dad's half Jamaican and White while her Mom is half Brazilian and Japanese. She's a straight up four corner hustler man! She's got all parts of the globe in her.
Jake: Whoa! Really?!? Well I hope she takes me into her world tonight!!!
Greg: Yo, that's straight up dope.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021