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Orient Express

When a group (minimum of 5) of Asian men or combination of men and women (wearing strap ons) form a straight line (front-to-back) resembling a train and then engage in vaginal or anal sex with the person in front of them.
Tom: Hey where's Megan at? I thought she was joining us for dinner?
Louis: No, Asian Mike invited her over to his place tonight. She's going to be the "locomotive" in their Orient Express sex train tonight.
Tom: Well that makes sense...she's got a great caboose!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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ambiguous genitals

When a man is unable to determine whether he's with a woman or a lady-boy because he can't determine whether she has a vagina or an inverted penis.
Marco: Hey Pablo, how'd you do last night? Did you score with the chick you were taking to?
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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Hot Dog Box

1. A family-run hot dog restaurant in Chicago offering tasty steak hot dogs

2. Slang for a woman's vagina
Joe: Man! I just got done eating at the Hot Dog Box and it was delicious!
Steven: Wait! The restaurant or your girls snatch?
Joe: Both!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022
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Little red riding hood

Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.
Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.
Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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3rd and inches

The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.
Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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reddit redemption

When the members of a subreddit join forces to seek redemption, retribution, revenge, rewards, recognition, revolution, or all of the above against any individual, group, organization, city, state, municipality, country or the entire world who they feel have inflicted a wrong against them, others, or the entire world on account of their actions, inactions, or gaming of the overall financial and economic system to only benefit their interests and those of the 1% for almost all of recorded history.
Leia: Guys, I did some research and realized that a few Wall Street hedge funds have aggressively sold short GameStop shares to the tune of 140%. If we band together and buy GameStop we can trigger a short squeeze and screw these Wall Street firms and their cronies out of millions perhaps billions and show them what it's like to lose their home.
Luke: Great idea Leia! We may not work at fancy Wall St. Investment banks or live in million dollar penthouses but if we come together we can show these evil bastards how powerful people can be when they organize and work together for the common good and that no enemy too large or too powerful can be defeated through willpower and hope. Let's get this reddit redemption started!
Han: I just bought 50,000 call options of GME!
Chewie: Aarrr wgh ggwaaah!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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