Ambiguousgenitals's definitions

Walk of Fame

The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.

Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

vacuum hole

A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.

Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

QTBGL-

A person who was genetically born to be a straight person, but came to believe that they're a member of the LGBTQ+ community through societal indoctrination.

Brian: I wanted to tell you that I'm gay
Dave: Shit man! You ain't a homo you just been watching too much weak ass television that rotted your brain and turned you into a soyboy. You ain't LGBTQ+ you're QTBGL- homie. Now let's go smash some chicks!
Brian: Word!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

Little red riding hood

Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.

Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.

Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

3rd and inches

The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.

Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

O'MAGA

O'MAGA or O'Maga is an American clan, kings of America. The name was originally O'Making America Great Again meaning roughly ("descendent/godchild of Making America Great Again"). O'MAGA Washington D.C., a brief dynasty, which ruled the United States of America and it's territories and provinces during the years 2016 - 2020 and was helmed by the leader of the O'MAGA clan, Donald J. Trump. The term O'MAGA is frequently bestowed upon people who served or assisted or worshipped Donald J. Trump before/during/after the date of his rule.

Peter: "Morning Tom, you know I wasn't aware that James was serving in the U.S. State Department under President Donald Trump. How long has he been serving in his post?"
Tom: "Oh you mean James O'MAGA?!? Yeah, he's a complete believer in the Donald's agenda and he's been there for 2 years."
Peter: "Oh man! I had no idea."
Tom: "Yep, well he's going to be a part of the O'of work or unemployed clan soon when the Donald leaves office."
Peter: "Oh wow! Lol. Yeah, he'll probably never get a job again."
Tom: "Hopefully."

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021