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stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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Breakup Sex

When the relationship with your partner has just ended, but you have sex one last time before you say goodbye.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry your wife but your wife didn't make it through surgery
Joe: Oh my God! What am I going to do?
Doctor: Would you like to see her and have Breakup Sex before we move her to the morgue?
Joe: I suppose for ole times sake why not
by Ambiguousgenitals November 4, 2021
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Orient Express

When a group (minimum of 5) of Asian men or combination of men and women (wearing strap ons) form a straight line (front-to-back) resembling a train and then engage in vaginal or anal sex with the person in front of them.
Tom: Hey where's Megan at? I thought she was joining us for dinner?
Louis: No, Asian Mike invited her over to his place tonight. She's going to be the "locomotive" in their Orient Express sex train tonight.
Tom: Well that makes sense...she's got a great caboose!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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Stonehenge

1. When a group composed of UK (British, Scottish, Welch) males stand in a circle and give each other a handjob to get their rocks off.

2. When members of British Parliament convene to have a debate regarding a topic extremely important to the British citizens, but are unable to come to any sensible agreement on anything and the public determines their convening was just merely to give the appearance that they care for their constituents, but in actuality they don't give a flying fuck and just wanted to gather together for a large circle jerk to cum all over the British populace.
John: Ringo, come join Paul, George, and I over here and complete our circle so we can start our Stonehenge.

News reporter: Members of British Parliament gathered today to discuss their strategy for Brexit, but were unable to agree upon anything, so it appears their meeting was just another Stonehenge.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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Hot Dog Box

1. A family-run hot dog restaurant in Chicago offering tasty steak hot dogs

2. Slang for a woman's vagina
Joe: Man! I just got done eating at the Hot Dog Box and it was delicious!
Steven: Wait! The restaurant or your girls snatch?
Joe: Both!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022
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The Four Whoresmen

A sexual act that plays upon the popular biblical phrase 'The Four Horseman of the Apocolypse' and which involves four men and a whore; although she could very-well be a girlfriend, mistress, or wife but really it's more than likely going to be a whore...or a pornstar. Anyway, the four men and the whore gather together in a seedy hotel room where she assumes the doggystyle position parallel to the foot of the bed so that her ass hangs out over one side. Then, one man will lay underneath her and enter her vagina, while another man will stand behind her and enter her anus, while still yet another man will stand at the other end of the bed and enter her mouth, while finally the last man will stand at the foot of the bed and place his dick in her hand. The woman will then balance herself using her one remaining hand and arm to keep herself steady as the four men begin to ride her in a scene that could very well usher in the Apocolypse' of mankind.
Steve: Hey Matt! Rich, Bill, and I are are one guy for our foursome...what do you say are you available this afternoon?
Matt: Hey Steve, sounds great I have been itching to get out on the links all summer!
Steve: Oh no Matt, sorry we're not playing golf buddy. It's Bill's 40th birthday so his wife let him get a whore so we're going over to the Holiday Inn on 5th Street and we're going to doing The Four Whoresmen. Interested?!?
Matt: Sure thing, I'll head over at 2 o'clock, that work?
Steve: Perfect!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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wind chime

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.
Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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