1 definition by Amanda Izomel Rodriguez
She's as funny as her name, but won't hesitate to get serious, if you mess with her. She tends to focus more on her looks and friends than her job, and, obviously, never paid a lot of attention at school, as she tends to work at the bottom of low level jobs, not including stripping or prostitution.
Gilda and Mary-Anne: Can we have a double cheeseburger?
Bon Qui' Qui': Hold ap' gurls, I'm doing my nails, fixing my weave, and talkin' to my gurl.
Gilda and Mary-Anne: But, mam, it's been fifteen min0
Bon Qui' Qui': Yeah, and it's about to be thirty, when I use fifteen more minutes to piss in yo' burgers!
Gilda and Mary-Anne: ...
Bon Qui' Qui': That's what I thought, hoes'. *Takes Uniqua off hold* Hey GUUURL, I know I'm supposed to be workin', but I can talk to youuuuu! *Starts filling nails*
Supervisor Susan: You're fired.
Bon Qui' Qui': Girl, I don't give two shats', I'll leave AFTER I finish this call. Mad rude...
Bon Qui' Qui': Hold ap' gurls, I'm doing my nails, fixing my weave, and talkin' to my gurl.
Gilda and Mary-Anne: But, mam, it's been fifteen min0
Bon Qui' Qui': Yeah, and it's about to be thirty, when I use fifteen more minutes to piss in yo' burgers!
Gilda and Mary-Anne: ...
Bon Qui' Qui': That's what I thought, hoes'. *Takes Uniqua off hold* Hey GUUURL, I know I'm supposed to be workin', but I can talk to youuuuu! *Starts filling nails*
Supervisor Susan: You're fired.
Bon Qui' Qui': Girl, I don't give two shats', I'll leave AFTER I finish this call. Mad rude...
by Amanda Izomel Rodriguez August 6, 2016