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Joe Sixpack

An outdated representation of the average American male. In the 21st century, the average American man is more likely to drink lattes, play a musical instrument, and listen to indie rock than slobber around with a beer belly. However, people keep using the term since they want to feel above average and so use a below average example to represent what's average.

Hey, let's hang at Starbucks and listen to Green Day while laughing at Joe Sixpack who walks around with a beer belly, drinking Miller Genuine Draft and listening to Guns N Roses.
(The irony being that Green Day and Starbucks are far more popular and mainstream in the 21st century than Guns N Roses and Miller beer).

by Always Madness December 1, 2010