1 definition by Alphonse Drzzny

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To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.
Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.
by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

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