2 definitions by Almost a Philosopher
The codename that normal people (real ASMR creators, as well as ordinary netizens) should start using from now on to designate a structure with two ear-shaped microphones. "Eardicks" are a key part of ear licking "ASMR" videos; it's given the codename "eardick" because those so-called "ASMR videos" are actually blowjob simulators. Addendum: we need a campaign against these self-styled "ASMRtists" who are smearing legitimate ASMR.
You've seen this "AsMr CrEaToR" sucking on that eardick? That's enough proof of who she is - a total creep.
by Almost a Philosopher June 12, 2022
Just another number (between 68 and 70), except our Internet culture is so polluted by the impact of porn mentality that many users like this number only because it resembles a s3xual position. Seriously, why can't these people think of something else that is also similar to this number? For example, the astrological symbol of Cancer, the yin-yang symbol, or 1969 (the year when humans landed on the moon for the first time ever).
Me: *shows a yin-yang sign* Do you know what this is?
Average Internetard: It's 69 in a special format. Nice!
Me, an intellectual: It's a yin-yang sign, you uncultured fucktard.
Average Internetard: It's 69 in a special format. Nice!
Me, an intellectual: It's a yin-yang sign, you uncultured fucktard.
by Almost a Philosopher June 12, 2022