The funniest girl to ever walk the earth.
You will make thousands of inside jokes with her and never be bored. You can sit all day cracking jokes about things that others think make no sense.
She is very athletic and good at what she does.
P1: Have you met Alaina yet?
P2: OF COURSE! SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND, I LOVE HER!
P1: Oh. Yeah, she's really funny.