Allen Killen's definitions
A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.
Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."
by Allen Killen January 1, 2011
Get the Sports Hipstermug.